koalie

Fucking emo bitch that’s gay asf, rude asf, and depressed asf. Fortunately, I love her very much and her music taste is pretty rad, my dude. Unfortunately, she has to put up with me when I’m really sleepy and even though she says she doesn’t love me, I think deep down Inside of that cold heart, she loves me.

I shoulda been named Koalie.

by Nonexistent December 8, 2017

koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone

It can be hard to koala sloth.

by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019

Koala Orgy

When a group of people with chlamydia having an orgy

How did you get sick?
I didn’t know it but I was at a koala orgy.

by LELEGOGo September 29, 2020

khyall

Khyall is a hot sexy black man who gets all the men he has the biggest ass ever he is so thicc

khyall gets all the men hard

by babe tyhyt June 21, 2022

kobalykobkob

A word that means nothing but fun to say

NUMBER ONE KOBALYKOBKOB YEAH KOB WE BOUTTA GET DOWN

by TheRealDirtyNameMan February 25, 2023

cheetah koala

Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.

A lot less scary than chupacabras.

"shhh, you guys here that?!... cheetah koalas..."

by ck whisperer April 10, 2008

reverse koala

A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.

Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!

"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"

"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"

by khat5e October 27, 2009