Pocket knife

A simple but effective means of describing a male human who is badly endowed with a small, pointy knife-like phallus, however has all sorts of extra useful functions, taking a practical, positive approach to pleasuring a female human despite his size.

"But I can assure you, I wouldn't describe mine as a pocket knife!"

by feral the ksutra April 4, 2009

subtle knife

the subtle knife is used to cut the cheese. cutting the cheese is to crack one off.

'i bet he's looking for the subtle knife'
=
'i bet he's gone for a wank'

by Blacknose January 10, 2005

hot knife

a knife that has been soaked in water and comes out hot.. making it easier to cut butter

i used a hot knife to make the butter easier to cut

by sarah September 6, 2004

trappety knife

1) name used for a multi-purpose knife
2) another name used for leatherman
3) see Angela Anderson's messed up adjectives for perfectly good nouns.
4) knife with multiple uses i.e. scissors, bottle opener, screwdriver, etc.

I was trying to get that hook out of the fish's mouth using your trappety knife.

by S.T.E.V.E June 16, 2008

Knife Shots

The Act Of Cutting Pubes off your best friends chode and putting the pubes on a twinkie and enjoying it while watching asain porn on your ipod.

Tim: I Heard Andrew Did A Knife Shots Porno Today.

Corey : Yeah I was in that porno i was the one who andrew cut the pubes off

Mark : WTF

Tim : Thats So Fucked Up You fag andrews a fatass and loves twinkies. Im suprised he didnt eat your dick off while he was at it.

by ImTheTwinkieMAN October 8, 2011

knife sniper

one who snipes with a knife, most commonly used in haze for the ps3

jimmy look out Knife Sniper

by Dante Arahtos October 24, 2008

Knife guy

YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY! YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY yOu'Re A lOsEr!!!

Hym "Hahahahaha! Second time in 3 days huh? Knife guy for the win! See!? I told everyone! I told everybody! Knives! Own them! Buy them! Stab the dog shit of of those who accost you (physically and NOT conceptually)!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! Stop trying to mug people! You will be stabbed! 🔪🔪🔪 Ee-Ee! Ee-Ee!! Hahahahahaha!!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022