kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Eating kiwi

Eating kiwi is when you eat a juicy pussy that isn't completely shaved

Yeah I was eating kiwi the other night while I was at her place

by Eaterrrrr February 19, 2024

kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex

i hope my kid never kiwys

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022