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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!
"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."
by That Bum June 4, 2005
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script kiddies

In the realm of computer science, a pejorative term used to describe a lower life form with no aptitude and a god complex.
You all made that game with point-and-click Game Studio?!? Ya bunch of script kiddies! Learn to code!
by Judecn July 26, 2006
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packet kiddie

A fucking asshole who spends nights and days on the internet infecting people with litmus bots and uses them to packet others also known as a botnet
My friend sue is a packet kiddie, funny thing is i actually pwned her first
by Joshua Tempesta March 7, 2004
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kiddokid

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kiddie fiddler

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Kidder Kaper

a sex educator, author, and podcaster from the insanely popular podcast, Sex is Fun. He's known for blending a snarky sense of humor with a passionate desire to teach the world to be unafraid to enjoy sex, safely and responsibly. His first book, "Sex is Fun" published by Penguin/Avery is a fully illustrated sex manual formatted like graphic novel and represents all sexual orientations regardless of where the reader falls on the Kinsey Scale.

Though much has been speculated about the origin of his name, he set the record straight by admitting that he originally got the name after being struck in the head by a Kidder-brand waterski leading him to require several stitches above his right eye.
Kidder Kaper is a different kind of sex educator.
Nobody hates tattoos as much as Kidder Kaper.
Straight men like butt play too, just ask Kidder Kaper.
by VioletPurple August 3, 2010
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