Ketch

The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.

"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"

by JiveAssToot August 6, 2016

Ass Ketchup

When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.

Wow man you really got some Ass Ketchup. It's staining through your pants.

by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 17, 2016

scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

ketchup drool

what runs out of the corner of ones mouth while eating a chick during her period

Dud l had the ketchup drool going last night, Bev was on the rag

by acura10 May 31, 2015

Ketchuburn

After ingesting citrusy and/or sour candy (sour skittles or warheads etc etc or w/e) it hurts to eat or drink ketchup. There is Currently no Medical disease or term for this,WHY!? what are doctors spending their time on? Cancer!? phh w/e cancers not real...just like Alaska...

Jim: WHY CANT I HAVE MY HOTDOG!? oh right...I have Ketchuburn from those sour skittles earlier...FML!
Blob:haha! sucks too be you,i can enjoy ketchup just fine! *squirts into mouth(ketchup that is,perv)*
Jim:atleast my name isnt blob,HA!
Blob: yea...i know

by chansegoosisstrangeman June 25, 2010

Keechter

A person of whom one has a lowly opinion; an abject fool, if you will.

Patrick McCutcheon - he's a right keechter.

by appachuies December 22, 2013

ketchup and dumplings

Eating a girl out on her period

Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?

by Godzilla January 4, 2015