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Junipered

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.
John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"
by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011
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Juniper

A dwelling in which only the elite members of society are given the opportunity to reside.

Juniper kids rule the population, they are the leaders, they are the strong minded achievers.

Living in juniper for 2+ years is a great feat, and one that may be boasted throughout the lives of those who complete this daunting task.

Juniper kids are regarded and feared across camp as they are far superior to any other soul to walk the dusty roads and gravel paths leading down to crescent lake.
Do work boys, living in juniper is a privilege, not a right. you have to work for it and earn it!
by NashobroLaxHallOfFame August 22, 2010
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junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.
Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.
by Morbidia July 16, 2008
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Egan Junior High

Ardis G. Egan Junior High School is a some rich-ass middle school for seventh and eighth graders in Los Altos, California, a rich-ass little town. It is part of the Los Altos School District. Most of Egan's five hundred students live in Los Altos and Los Altos Hills, and are pretty much all asian and white, with a couple blacks and mexicans. Egan is named for Ardis G. Egan, some dude who apparently founded the Los Altos School District. Egan's staff consists of a socially awkward 7th grade history teacher, a homosexual 7th grade science teacher, a kickass 7th grade math teacher who was in the army, an awkward 8th grade history teacher code named LORD HAGGIN who is often confused with the other Egan students as she looks like a 14 year old, an environmentally smug 8th grade science teacher, an 8th grade science teacher who is a flat out flaming douchebag, an 8th grade algebra teacher who will go apeshit over the smallest things, and a lesbian 7th grade PE teacher. This Junior High is as diverse as it gets.
Yeah i'm hella cool, I went to Egan Junior High! And I'm a Californian kid so I say hella!!
by Egan Student June 5, 2009
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bung-julio

a word to describe a mexican or someone of latino descent whose 5' 6" or shorter who tends to annoy the shit out of you and causes you to consider calling the immagration office or ICE to deport them if they proceed to repeat annoyances
that bung-julio at the car wash always does a shit job of waxing my car and always expects a damn tip
by jesse 34444 December 13, 2014
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julio

Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "Cool Master"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.
by Funk N' Wagnails June 10, 2004
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junior

Basically the year when you are not yet a senior, but think you are as cool as the senior and better than the seniors. It is generally the peak of high school and kids get cocky and think they know it all. It is the first year of indepedent driving in most states, but learners permits start in different countries. To be a cool junior, you pretty much need to have your own car, and the prom is a big deal for you. It is like life or death. Junior year is also the hit in the head year, when you realize that college is only 2 years to go and you'll have to prepare for your partying by taking the SAT and get into Harvard to party.
Staci is a junior. Time to go to the prom and study for the SAT.
by Kyle 230 May 4, 2010
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