Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3

Johanneke is amazing

by N._<3 November 22, 2021

Johana

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

by Nelsito November 23, 2021

Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022

Johana

The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.

Johana is someone you want to be friends with for life.

by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023

Danziger Johanson

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.

You're being such a Danziger Johanson.

by Danziger Johansonn May 9, 2018

Den Johannes machen

Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.

Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen

by Soso2000sososo November 6, 2018

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live she is everything also she is my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok

Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!!

by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021