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Jewish Christmas 

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
Jewish Christmas by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Jewish Standard time (JST) 

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time
'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

Jewish Kamikaze 

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!
Jewish Kamikaze by milky Straws April 23, 2009

jewish gang bang 

a pmpin hebrew who is with 2 hot hebrew honey's or more.
NOT his relatives jews DONT do that only rednecks do

Jewish Wax 

When your parnter cums on the hairy area on the body, Puts a sheet of paper on the cum, wait til its dry and tear off paper.
Hey jimmy wanna jewish wax?

Sure mom!
Jewish Wax by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM) 

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"