Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.

Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.

by McPhrof March 31, 2019

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

Ron Jeremy

Is everybody a money shot

Ron Jeremy the legend

by Pee-wee Jones June 16, 2020

Ron Jeremy

Makes kids movie for all the kids at preschool and daycare’s

Ron Jeremy’s a hold of family address

by Kingofdick February 17, 2023

Jeremy

The poops that come out of your ass right after recieving an enema.

Man, that guys a real Jeremy!

by Keeper of the Lost Boys November 10, 2018

Jeremy

Jeremy is such a fucking cutie his dick is a hoe magnet, I wish my dick was like that man Jeremy is such a cool dude shout out to Jeremy

Jeremy: Why are these hoes all over me

Me: Its prob your dick man
Jeremy: Oh, tru

by Justmakemehot April 3, 2019

Jeremy Andretti

a troubled, sensitive, cute 15 year old boy from ‘eight is enough’ starring dick van patten in late 70’s to early 80’s. Jeremy Andretti is played by actor Ralph Macchio, the original ‘Karate Kid’. Jeremy Andretti was introduced on season 5, keeping with 20+ episodes. Jeremy brought 9 to the family which Ralph Macchio joked “was too much.” which referred to the show ending when Jeremy arrived.

“what was ralph macchio’s name in eight is enough?l

“his name was jeremy andretti, he’s hot, right?”

by tessreah March 12, 2021