jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

smelly jenkins

pooping in a girls ear and having them take it out with a q-tip

booger: ready for your smelly Jenkins
harline:yup

by l30iscool February 24, 2009

circle jerking

when guys use the cover of playing poker

so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just chillin with the boys, ya know PLAYING POKER (ie circle jerking)

by you know May 13, 2005

Jerkin

A type of dance that got popular in Early 2009

Look at dat boy jerkin it.

by Black Oil April 20, 2009

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

jerkism

To be a very ultra mean person to another person to inflict meanness to them and create the effect of being a jerk

You are a fucking asshole stupid bitch Bill.(You can see how Bill is using jerkism)
Wow you are sick lurking yucky lolicon.

by Cooney Jung February 4, 2009