What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005
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Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.
Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.
Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
When I went to Port Jefferson N.Y. , some 16 year old with a leased BMW was blocking the road to pickup a snowbunny from the bar, and the bottled water cost me $4.00 at the local eatery.
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Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff
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Get the Jefferson Airplane mug.A highly intelligent, very outgoing individual with overwhelming wit and charm. A Jeff has the ability to humble you with praise and love then instantly turn and smack you off the pedestal he has placed you on. He is unsure of himself and everyone else, does not trust, does not believe, and is not easily loved. A Jeff is constantly tormented by his insecurities. A Jeff needs a very patient, strong and passionate partner, one who realizes while there may be times to take a few steps away, it is not necessary to turn and shoot. If a Jeff manages to to come to terms with his own true worthiness, the partner of a Jeff will likely be rewarded for their patience and perseverance with unconditional love and undying devotion.
The Jeffness of it all is exhausting.
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