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Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.
by jason 67579 May 10, 2018
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Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt
STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES
by Fatjbgjv April 24, 2018
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Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!
Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat December 31, 2018
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Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)
why is jason here, ickkkk
by jg1978 August 20, 2017
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Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
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