My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 03, 2017
Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat January 01, 2019
A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
by Austin fogg May 07, 2020
Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.
Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
by bigfupalupa August 10, 2021
Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
by Thatboijason January 12, 2021