Jared Katz

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha
by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009
Get the Jared Katz mug.

jared and courtney

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks
guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there
by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008
Get the jared and courtney mug.

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.
If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.
by Godgivengoodlooks April 12, 2008
Get the The Jared Stetson mug.

Jared

A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared
I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.
by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017
Get the Jared mug.

Jared Marson

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”
by NickFolesMVP July 05, 2018
Get the Jared Marson mug.

Jared Conner

The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3
"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied
by Lovetheworld May 09, 2012
Get the Jared Conner mug.

Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old
Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.
by Kankuro550 August 18, 2008
Get the Jared Leto mug.