jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

Jan

Cute hot and amazing PERIODT

Jan is so amazing I love him

by Chickennuggetcum March 9, 2019

Jan

Jan is a guy who likes playing football and basketball and would always be captain. He crys alot and also heartbroken once but he will find a girl eventually. Has a childhood friend who is always there for him and he will like her. He is very attractive to most girls and is also very handsom,tall and very kind.....mainly used for filipino names. Likes kissing his girlfriend if he has one. Also can be put with Jeff.

Lyka:Jan your so cute when you play football!
Jan:Thanks....
Me:Hey get away from my boyfriend!

by jelly juice March 19, 2019

Ole Jan

The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.

Holy shit I feel like I got Ole Jan powers today

You are like Ole Jan to me

by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019

jan

a fan type

have you seen the new jan.

by gkfkjlgfklj;gd May 26, 2019

Jan

Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.

Yo did you see Jan walking down the streets, he’s HOT.

by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019