Mack Janning

He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.

That’s a Mack Janning

by Ruene October 22, 2017

Jan

wholesome dick energy

you have a jan (wholesome dick energy)

by The Jan November 25, 2021

Jan

A term for the cutest twink you know typically. A skinny asian man who is adamant they are straight, but secretly love giving the homies a kiss goodnight.

Ayye man do you know where Jan is cause he hasn't given me my goodnight kiss yet.

by Cumchatta12 May 7, 2025

Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018

Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.

"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"

by Wvrme August 21, 2018

JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020

Jan

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.

His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho

xoxo

Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh

by Fattie999 April 14, 2020