Jason

A very cute boy I love you so much like yessss emo boy your amazing

I miss Jason-Lawrence

by Hello it’s birb December 10, 2021

jasonsplaining

When liberal, cuck male attempts to condescend with a nonsensical, self-righteous, and circuitous argument.

Wow! Thanks for jasonsplaining it for me. That was the least insightful thing I've ever heard. Do you have any more generalizations that make no sense that you'd like to share?

by jimbojimmyjim March 30, 2022

Jayson kink

Someone who is romantically attracted to someone with the name “Jayson.”

Gf: “Heyy im cuming for you”
Bf: “Omg what why?”
Gf: “So when I hear the name jayson i get horny”
Bf: “Is that a kink?”
Gf: “Yep! it’s called a Jayson kink.”

by rahhfhfjfj September 28, 2023

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Riley Jason Richards

A bitch ass bitch from the potato state. Loves getting his ass ate

“Bro Karen asked if she could peg me last night. I pulled a total Riley Jason Richards and let her give me a rim job too.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

Dirty Jaxson

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

Infinite Jason Theorem

given infinite time, Jason will have good idea

Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while

by MONKEY EMPEROR February 25, 2021