mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

by Kappa// August 21, 2016

pre-internet

Before the internet.

When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.

THEN (Pre-Internet):

In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"

NOW (Post-Internet):

On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."

Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.

by John Nostalgia July 11, 2014

Internet arrogance

The kind of arrogance that stems from the feeling of having seen everything on the internet, so that nothing is new or cool anymore. A symptom is the constant use of the word "old".

"Have you heard about *insert news from 2 seconds ago*?"
"Old"
"Classic case of internet arrogance"

by Spidi April 18, 2010

Internet Fairies

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).

I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.

by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011

Internet Explorer

One of the most amazing tools for downloading Firefox

I used Internet Explorer to download Firefox. One of the only uses of this crappy browser.

by SAlpsu December 16, 2004

Internet Whore

Girls that send naked pictures to guys they have never met before

girl meets guy on Facebook they talk dirty then send naked pictures this makes her a internet whore

by resevior April 17, 2011

internet sniper

Someone who creates a fake Facebook, My Space or blogging ID with the intent of gaining someone's trust or getting "friend" status so they can create havoc. The sniper will do things like comment negatively on a photo, post a falsehood, or make rude comments with the intent to either embarass or piss off the other party.

I got on this chick's Facebook last night. I commented on her photo that her boyfriend was a JackBag and his hair looked like he was wearing a helmet. She was pissed and kicked me off! I love being an Internet Sniper!

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009