The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.
"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"
by Bushmangarry January 31, 2014
by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 02, 2017
When your friend passes out at 9:11 or when you discover a friend passed out and the time just so happens to be 9:11 (AM or PM)
by Vowdy and Georges May 25, 2022
A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.
Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'
Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'
Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'
Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'
Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'
by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009
A slang term used to describe a multi-person relationship, or polycule. Even though it is called "fruit tower" It can be a "straight" polycule as well, even though the term in catered more towards lgbtq
by jackyup_diso January 13, 2022
A: you havent beat tower of hell once?
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell
by Dumbass_asian March 01, 2022