Relationship Thingy

When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.

Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.

by Awkward words specialist November 09, 2016

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 02, 2018

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn January 22, 2012

un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.

Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.

by squeeze_box April 11, 2011

un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america August 24, 2007

Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 27, 2023

polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.

My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.

by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019