Life

The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.

Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.

by Shugunou January 4, 2022

Life

So its something thats disgustingly hopeless where the person is anyway senselessly hoping for its betterment which is impossible

Joe: Yoo hows your project comin along?
Mama : Like life

by SKEDOODLEDODO January 16, 2022

Life

A word that I'm tired of

Lily: Life's so hard

Sam: Yah I'm tired of it

by Rammie12345 May 14, 2022

No Life

Myself

Person 1 : Look that guy has no life
Person 2: Don't be to hard on yourself

by smolchildwhohasinternet June 5, 2022

Life

Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen

Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021

Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.

Life

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

life

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OMG, life sucks.

by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022