A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.
Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.
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Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
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