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shit caved in

An expression referencing a severe ass whooping which can be delivered/received by hands, feet and/or objects. More than one deliverer may be involved. To get one's shit caved in is to be left incapacitated on the ground with bruises, bleeding and/or broken bones. The victim may or may not be left conscious although it is considered more appropriate to leave the victim conscious so they can feel their entire body hurt while thinking about what they did to get their shit caved in. Considering the scope of the ass kicking, it is entirely possible for the victim to literally get their shit kicked back into their ass if they needed to take a dump at the time.

In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.

The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
Dominic Toretto once caved a guy's shit in when said guy caused the death of Dominic's father.

Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.

Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
by Yeret August 12, 2017
mugGet the shit caved inmug.

way of the cave

This term is used regarding an event or task to describe a deeply entrenched tradition or convention that applies to it and is expected to be adhered to by those involved with it. Generally used to communicate that, while certain rules or conditions about how things are to be done are inconvenient, its presence is considered ubiquitous and unfeasible to work around. When someone complains about this one must explain "it is the way of the cave".

Like many older idioms (such as "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".) this term has an opposite meaning when spoken in its longer form. Used in this way, the original speaker begins, "It is the way of the cave. Sun or no sun." (or relevant topic)
The second speaker replies "No sun!" Thus declaring they have devised an unexpected way to circumvent the situation in their favor.

The first recorded use of this term was originally found around May of 2014 in the fantasy drama epic titled "The Begun of Tigtone"
"Tyrone! You MUST convert ounces to grams to flip this stash! Do your 3rd grade arithmetic skills justice...by USING all of them.
This is the way of the cave. Weed or no weed."
"No weed," yells Tyrone, as he simply robs the mark of all his cash rather than determining the correct price for the drugs.
by Papa Dwarf April 19, 2022
mugGet the way of the cavemug.

Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...
I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....
by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021
mugGet the Bear Cavemug.

Cave dweller

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.
Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*
by Philosoraptr June 16, 2015
mugGet the Cave dwellermug.

Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.
Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.
by Lee Bowyer June 23, 2010
mugGet the Cave Trollmug.

Cave sisters

Two or more females whom had sexual relations with the same male partner.
Whoa, you slept with Matt too?! Now we are cave sisters!
by Juhit March 2, 2011
mugGet the Cave sistersmug.

Kink Cave

A Kink Cave is a place you take especially crazy chicks you wanna bang so they don't know where you actually live. Usually a friends pad or your mom's house if your a really big asshole.

Usually used in cases where the girl is hella crazy and you don't trust her not to hunt you down and kill you, yet you really wanna get it in.
Person 1: Dude, I'm going out to the club and Ima get sum crazy chicks. Can I use your pad?
Person 2: Sure dawg, but if i find semen on the ceiling again im never letting you use my house as your Kink Cave again.
Person 1: Haha, aight. Thanks dawg.
by TheBatecaveguy January 16, 2011
mugGet the Kink Cavemug.

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