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contiguity theory

A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).

Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.

Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.
Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.

That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.
by sandraxine November 26, 2018
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Tiktok..theories

A very intelligent creator, very iconic and badass. They aren’t a fan of spiders
by Tes_12 June 16, 2021
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kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022
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egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".
Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023
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The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
by Joeh! January 3, 2013
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Tangent Theory

The sending and receiving of similar brain waves with another. These invisible signals are incomprehensible to humans but are closest compared to 'tangents' in time and space and contribute to people thinking the same thing as others.
'Ashlinn picked up the phone to decide to call her sister Shaunnagh but as she began to dial her number, Shaunnagh was ringing her' - This can be explained by tangent theory
by MaynoothBioScience December 13, 2012
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Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
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