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Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.
Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018
by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018
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Friend Zone

A friendly type of "rejection" when one is attempting to cultivate a romantic relationship with another. The person will call you a "brother" or a "friend," and say they can't feel anything but platonic energy with you. Usually this happens to men who pursue a woman they're attracted to...but it generally can happen to anybody.
So, this is what he said last night: "I love that I can talk to you about anything. You're not like other women. I could never say this to(insert love interest's name here). But you...you're just like one of the guys. A real friend, you know?" Six months of pursuing this guy, only to be...accepted...into the friend zone.
by PirateQueen11 February 12, 2017
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Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents
Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)
by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011
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Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)
Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.
by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011
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dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes
1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned
by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016
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labyrinth zone

A level (zone) in Sonic The Hedgehog (1991). A water level known for being hard to complete which may be the cause of hatred towards water levels in video games.
Person 1: bro this maze is like fucking labyrinth zone
Person 2: can you please stop making pop culture references
by sinphy November 24, 2021
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Ben-zoned

The act of portraying yourself as being so superior to an intellectual opponent that they are too scared to face you.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez was ben-zoned when she refused to debate Ben Shapiro.
by Bigsadlad March 26, 2019
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