dollar store barbie

Someone so fake that she can't even be considered a Barbie, she's defined as a doll that you would be disappointed by on Christmas morning.

She's as fake as a dollar store barbie.

by ashe12338 January 19, 2016

thrift store dick

When a guy likes to sleep around with anything and everything that moves. AKA a dick that's been hopped on too many times..

"So did you hear that Hayden slept with Varland?"
"Yeah, OMG! He's such a thrift store dick."

by kgmw May 12, 2018

black friday store

A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.

Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.

by Big white monster December 29, 2009

store d'oeuvre whore

noun: a person who stops by every display in a grocery store or market (ex. sam's club, publix) and gets samples.

Me and Alina went to Publix Saturday and they had store d'oeuvres...... she was totally being a "store d'oeuvre whore", she stopped by every one and got something!

by Lynyrd the cracker July 10, 2010

dollar store fun

Going to the dollar store with your boyfriend/girlfriend and buying a few things for each other just for fun to show your time together that day/night.

The best kind of gift is a gift that has nothing to do with anything, and it's completely random. Also, a gift that you two can share with each other as well as others. Like a keychain.

Boy: "So what do you want to do at the mall?"
Girl: "hm... let's go to the dollar store and buy random stuff for each other!"
Boy: "Okay, have some dollar store fun."
Girl: "okay go!"

(:

by kayykayykayy August 29, 2010

Andy's Handy Store

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.

Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!

by ricoross August 23, 2012

weekend grocery store

The weekend grocery store is where one can purchase consumables for weekend festivities. Commonly known as the liqueur store.

I need to make a run to the weekend grocery store. Who's going to drive me?

by sunfarm July 28, 2009