relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

Relationship Thingy

When two people who are unable to date, are stuck in the world of: "I like you, but I can't date you" and so they have to proceed with their relationship (Intense liking, but acting like friends) until their circumstances change.

Yeah man.....his parentals said they couldn't date so they have a relationship thingy rn.

by Awkward words specialist November 9, 2016

relationship goddess

Someone who is great at realationships.

I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.

by Delaneraeee November 22, 2015

Jesus Relationship

A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.

Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.

by Savemebarry January 12, 2016

No Relationship November

No Relationship November is when couples break up for the time period of Nov 1 to Oct 1. For single people they are not aloud to get into a relationship

“Do you want to be my Girlfriend” “Sorry, I’m in No Relationship November so I can’t get into a relationship”

by MemeKing463 November 13, 2018

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.

Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship

by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019