A sexual act in which a jug of maple syrup is poured inside one person's anus by the other, from which point the pourer places his penis inside the anus of the pouree and begins to perform sexual intercourse while in a jackhammer position.
While this act of sexual intercourse is being performed, the man turns around (while his penis is still inside the anus) and releases his bowels onto the woman, as she does the same. This explosion and subsequent dripping of maple syrup, fecal matter, and semen is culminated with the Stanley Cup being filled with these contents, and the national anthem of Canada being sung by both involved parties, who procede to drink from the Cup.
While this act of sexual intercourse is being performed, the man turns around (while his penis is still inside the anus) and releases his bowels onto the woman, as she does the same. This explosion and subsequent dripping of maple syrup, fecal matter, and semen is culminated with the Stanley Cup being filled with these contents, and the national anthem of Canada being sung by both involved parties, who procede to drink from the Cup.
by Richard Nixon, D.F.A. February 4, 2010
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It all starts when the man puts on a Stephen Colbert Mask, comes up to the woman and tells her it is time to "prepare for some truthiness, eh?" This means its on.
Next the man Covers himself, while still wearing the mask, in pure Canadian maple syrup. He pays special attention to his genitals, here. He then inserts himself into the womans anus, who is wearing a Canadian Mountie uniform. Then he inserts his testicles in the womans' vagina. While everything is tucked in there, the woman then defecates, making the mans penis look like a Canadian Maple tree log. After this, the man takes a boot, and smacks the woman in the back of the head until he ejaculates, or until she says "aboot".
After all is said and done, they sing the Canadian Anthem together.
It all starts when the man puts on a Stephen Colbert Mask, comes up to the woman and tells her it is time to "prepare for some truthiness, eh?" This means its on.
Next the man Covers himself, while still wearing the mask, in pure Canadian maple syrup. He pays special attention to his genitals, here. He then inserts himself into the womans anus, who is wearing a Canadian Mountie uniform. Then he inserts his testicles in the womans' vagina. While everything is tucked in there, the woman then defecates, making the mans penis look like a Canadian Maple tree log. After this, the man takes a boot, and smacks the woman in the back of the head until he ejaculates, or until she says "aboot".
After all is said and done, they sing the Canadian Anthem together.
DUDE, I was reading Beaver magazine, and it talked about the old "Canada's History" technique.
Damn bro, thats nast.
Damn bro, thats nast.
by Jon Rochester February 4, 2010
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its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north
by jimmy dean breakfast February 5, 2010
Get the canadas history mug.A sexual game wherein a Canadian woman no taller than 134.6 cm is place inside the Stanley Cup and hides a hockey puck deep within her neither regions. She then covers herself with maple syrup, places a toboggan (nee took) on her head, and slaps on a curlicue villain mustachio. Her partner must then cook 15 flapjacks, wear a lumberjack shirt, strap on snowshoes, and equip himself with as many used sweaty jockstraps of the Ottawa Senators as possible. Using the hot flapjacks he must remove the maple syrup, stuffing each one up his rear as they become saturated. After this task is finished, he will use his grapthrork (moose antlers attached to the forearm of a bear) to dig out the hockey puck. The female then preforms tugjobs on the male until he fills the entire Stanley Cup. The contents of the cup are then served to the local retirement home with the ass pancakes the next morning.
Did you hear that Jean Micheal and Joan Michelle were busy sharing Canada's History with the retirees at Shady Acres this morning? I hear it took them 12 hours to get everything together.
by Le Beuf February 5, 2010
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She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!
by ColbertFan69 February 4, 2010
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by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.
Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.
It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.
It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"
Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
by KTBFFH February 21, 2011
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