Hooker's Face 

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

Hooker's Face by Rionox February 15, 2023

Hooker Furniture 

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

Hooker Furniture by Olive989 March 25, 2023

hooker diet 

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

hooker diet by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023

Hooker lamp 

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

Hooker lamp by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

hooker beater 

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

hooker beater by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooker Foot

The result of walking around barefoot that leaves the bottoms of your feet blackened/browned and dirty.

I was really hitting it off with this girl until I got a glimpse of the hooker foot she was sporting and then I left.

Hooker Foot by Ernie of the Lou April 11, 2026

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009