phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals

Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.

by bro_07 September 26, 2018

Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.

The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!

by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009

Home Movie

Home-made porno movie.

Kath tapped herself getting fucked.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

home dog

a close freind who live near you

whats up home dog hows it goin in our hood?

by aaron mead November 11, 2005

Home Invasion

A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.

I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!

I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?

by GregFresser October 31, 2011

Home Wrecker

The person is attracted to having men or women who are in a marriage/committed relationship for his/her own selfish fullfillment.

The transexual prositute, Beki, enjoyed hurting children by breaking up peoples families. This is what you call a home wrecker

by Lil Ms. January 11, 2009

home schooled

Some one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell.

Wez a hom skooledd!

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004