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Dirty Hamster

A female, who is unclean and dirty, and sleeps with multiple patners.
I don't want to live with her because she is a dirty Hamster.
by Summa916 April 6, 2011
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hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster
ryan knuth has a hamster dick
by brendan February 7, 2005
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hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution
I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008
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Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret
by minari-naga March 24, 2005
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hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"
"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"
by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008
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hamsterdick

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.
1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
by Raisou September 2, 2009
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hamster

A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are known to plan world domination, escape artists and also like to run around your house and poop everywhere.
Biannca 'Hammy' Pender. Hamster.
by hamsterexpert August 1, 2012
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