hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

Hairy Lincoln

a five-dollar bill.

'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'

'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'

by turkish revenge January 3, 2010

hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009

Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.

I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.

by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010

hairy hurricane

The hairy part of a man or woman's ass (Hopefully a man's)

"I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008