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Grummet

The weirdest group of kids at a high school. Often known as dork, weirdo, and the like. These kids are the kind that would have star wars lightsaber fights or pretend gun battles in the hallways and get in everyone's way. Grummets are the lowest caste of the High School social ladder. They wear gamer tees and are often covered in acne as a result of rare exposure to the outdoors. They socialize amongst themselves because they are rejected by the upper levels of the social ladder due to their awkward or weird demeanors. All grummets talk about is the latest development in their game of dungeons and dragons, Minecraft, and other such activities. They are often immature, anti-social, and what most individuals would consider weird. They are in all aspects the polar opposite of a Prep.
"Oh man, this pack of grummets is a waste of oxygen"
by MidwayHS February 13, 2014
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grammer nazi

Person- "Fuck off grammer nazi!"
Me- "*grammar *Nazi"
by jmann578 September 30, 2013
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Grammer Nazi

A Grammer Nazi is a lower-class Grammar Nazi, often correcting peoples' correct spelling with incorrect spelling.
Victim: Your spelling is incorrect.
Grammer Nazi: *you're
by MissBirdie May 21, 2014
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Grammarly

n.
A scum app invented by Boris and Natasha at the behest of Fearless Leader to treat writers (including Rocky and Bullwinkle) like dirt over small errors and make Sethical lose his whole channel because they think slang is complete bulldust. Heck, I could pull a better app out of my hat.
This definition has been hacked. Only 🅿️ottsylvanians whoms’t’d’ve’ll utilize Grammarly can see this.
by MrWhomstDVe January 17, 2020
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Grammar Nazi

Definition one: Somebody whose either losing an argument and needs to create a diversion.

Definition Two: Somebody who has the analytical and decrypting skills of an autistic 6 year old who cannot recognize a routinely based word if it even has a liiitle typo or misplacement that anybody with a brain would so easily recognize. This person is often impossible to communicate with due to the need to spell every single thing perfectly or else they will get confused due to their poor description and analytical skills. Everything taught to them after grade 1 fades out of their mind in no more than 2 minutes. Talking to them is like talking to a wall.
Example one:
Reasonable Human Being 1: wtf you got your dick stuck in a bench and cut it off to escape from it?! ur stupid bro! rlly stupid!
Grammar Nazi : Learn to spell before you call me stupid!
Reasonable Human Being 1: Aha! So you tried to change the topic to grammar because there's no way you can provide a reasonable response to what I have said! You sir are a typicl Grammar Nazi!
Grammar Nazi: Typical*
Reasonable Human Being: Shut up you have no dick. Literally you have no dick you cut it off and this is why you're resorting to being a Grammar Nazi!
*Grammar Nazi blocks the Comprehensible Human being because he/she has no good comebacks*

Example two:

Comprehensible Human Being: why is it that you stare blankly into space for 18 hours a day while chewing on your shirt?
Grammar Nazi: What the hell do you even speak English? Your grammar is atrocious!
Comprehensible Human Being: Any autistic child would be able to recognize what I have just typed....
Grammar Nazi: Oh my god! You put 4 dots! I have no idea what you're trying to say! Learn to speak English please!
Comprehensible Human Being: If your mother dyed her hair black would you still recognize her?
Grammar Nazi: No of course not! Who would be able to recognize such an enormous change?
Comprehensible Human Being: Ah OK I think it's settled. You're just plain retarded.
*Grammar Nazi is chewing shirt while bug eyed*
Comprehensible Human Being: I rest my case.
by Comprehensible Human Being October 22, 2013
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grammar

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar
by Severian_ November 11, 2008
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Grammar Nazi

Someone who is so educated, they are so inclined to pick out every damn grammatical mistake you make in common conversation, texting, and websites. They make you feel uneducated. Just like Adolf Hitler and the Nazis, they want to control every facet of your grammar and sentence structure. They say "Oh, I'm just trying to help you through constructive criticism.", when they obviously are just calling out mistakes for personal gain.
Teenage Girl: "Oh my ged sharon, i was at the mall the other day and i bumped into sharyl!"
Grammar Nazi: "You misspelled god, didn't capitalize 2 names, and didn't capitalize 2 'I's."
Teenage Girl: "stupid grammer Nazi"
Grammar Nazi: "You misspelled grammar, and didn't capitalize the word beginning the sentence."
Teenage Girl: *clicks out of chatroom because Grammar Nazi won't stop his shit*
by somedude149 April 13, 2014
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