Bryan Gonzalez

THe biggest gay on the planet . If you know a Bryan Gonzalez SAVE YOURSELF

Bryan Gonzalez u gay shit get OFF ME

by cotenpicker143 May 16, 2019

gron

to take a shit

I wish you'd stop calling me while you're taking a gron.

by grongarisgay May 9, 2014

gonzaga highschool

An all boys prep school located in the heart of D.C.. Gonzaga is known for its enormous amount of homosexual students. Its color is purple and no student at Gonzaga has balls big enough to do anything when harassed or made fun of.

"hey, faggot in the purple! yea you, you're gay!"
"stop that guys, i just want to buy my mocha"

by Cox May 13, 2005

Gonzo

Though commonly associate with a distinct style of porn, the term "gonzo" can also refer to type of penis that looks very similar to Gonzo the Muppet's nose. They can also take the shape of some kitchen faucets. Sources of a gonzo penis can include, breaking your boner, jerking off negligently, or being born unlucky.

Males having a gonzo commonly must have sex by closing immitating the mating patterns of a gorilla - known as gorillas style.

Dude, I didn't mean to stare, but you have a total gonzo dong... did you break that thing? It kinda looks like Owen Wilson's nose.

by dawkinsb March 15, 2008

Gonzasturbated

to have your car gonzbombed with miscellaneous items which includes a collage of pictures of your best friend on the hood of your car and post it notes on the back and finally it is wrapped in saran wrap and then giftwrapped although most people dont believe it to be a gift. In some rare cases there has even been reports of a rubber glove filled with sardines on the roof of the car, yum. Nobody knows who does this intriguing act but it is believed to be the king himself, Gonzo. Many have tried to catch him but ultimately failed. He is unstoppable.

"While me and my girlfriend Brynn were making a shrine of our best friend Conor out of macaroni shells and pasta, the Notorious Gonzo had gonzasturbated all over my car, it was awesome."

by Jack del Rio March 16, 2010

Gonzo

Being somewhere when someone there gets amazingly wasted and passes out and you place your Testicles over the victims eyes and your Penis over there nose and they look like gonzo.

Dude i Gave this wasted Bitch a Gonzo last night.

by Cuban Pete August 9, 2004

gonzaga

the cockiest private school in the DMV area. this school thinks they're the shit when really, THEY'RE NOT.

and none of them are cute .

Gonzaga student: GONZAGA! WOOOOOOO WE'RE THE BEST AND ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS SUCK!

Georgetown Prep/Sidwell/etc.: except you guys aren't you sons of AIDS filled bitches.

by bitchimmastar June 9, 2012