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greasy napkins 

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
greasy napkins by Anusley February 19, 2017
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greasy toe 

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.
Ollie has a greasy toe..
greasy toe by SupremeGreen April 9, 2017

greasy pubes 

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks
barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

greasy grinder 

A sexual action in where the male eats a strip of bacon from the vagina, then proceeds to use the grease as lube.
Man 1: "Aye man what kind of shit were you up to yesterday, it was so loud i couldn't sleep."
Man 2: "Lauren let me do a greasy grinder on her."
greasy grinder by rogueshogun June 28, 2017

Greasy Damian 

The after act, in which you have just finished Fisting an asshole into prolapse, then spitting salt directly into the anus.
Royce, received a Greasy Damian last night after the night out with the boys
Greasy Damian by LordOfDecks July 22, 2017

Greasy dolphin 

The act of entering the vagina by sliding from a distance away then flopping around
Hey dude I just gave my girlfriend a greasy dolphin
Greasy dolphin by Pororo_117 July 27, 2017

greasy flute 

I went down on chloe last night and she had such a greasy flute i couldnt believe it