Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 12, 2021

granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.

Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long

by mer&shon March 10, 2012

Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).

That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!

by LeGogh February 20, 2010

grannie snatch

Young guy hitting on an old lady or vice versa

That dude was totally grannie snatching at closing time. Or That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she wanted to get grannie snatched for sure!

by Gregs Web November 30, 2015

mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

Granny Gear

When thrust and stamina are valued more than a ferocious tempo, one "jams it into granny" to really get her going

Uh oh she's falling to sleep, jam her into Granny Gear!

by themaplemolester December 5, 2010

granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)

George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.

by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005