A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.
by GoblinDrillSucks082 July 12, 2022

by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.
by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.
All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022

by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010
