Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021

Glue

Can also be used to definition one Cliff M. Mister Cliff, aka Bruck Thompson, is the glue that holds all together based on his loyalty to those around him.

Brad Scott and cliff were going to chill tonight, but since glue couldn’t make it the whole damn thing fell apart.

by TylerDdat November 22, 2019

glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

Glue Down The Dragon

The act of applying a large prosthetic penis over your less than large real penis to enhance her (or his) (or their) pleasure.

"Hey baby, can you glue down the dragon tonight?"

by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020