Globerment

A felling of self pleasure or bliss.

I am very globerment today because I passed the test.

by Sam Jumpy December 16, 2008

Globeling

A person that believe’s they are living on a globe or spinning ball without a shred of proof.
Props to A.S.

John Doe is a Globeling.

by T1DRUMMER November 4, 2019

globertrotter

a globbertrotter is a nasty stinky whore that cant keep their mouth shut.

You see right there? Yeah that one, she’s a real globertrotter

by 2 Big Dick Daddies December 30, 2021

globert downy jr

Fat ass glob of thc consentrate

joe: WE ALL BOUTTA GET GEEKED OFF THIS GLOBERT DOWNY JR

by likalikanit June 4, 2023

global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017