I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

gladsheator

a chick with a pubic hair stuck in her teeth

what do you call a Roman chick with a pube in her teeth? A gladsheator

by pussitis April 1, 2010

Gladder

as is more glad then you.

Sammi: I am much gladder then you due to the fact i got jake
Adele: I'm gladder you got him
Sammi: I'm gladder that he had cold fingertips
Ellen: did you kno scrotums atack lightning?

by Adele L April 14, 2008

Gladbag

A bag of drugs, usually weed.

Joey's got gladbags of kush for the low.

by KMART_v2 March 16, 2019

gladstone

An erection.

In National Lampoon's "The Missing White House Tapes", the Impeachment Day Parade's commentators were Barbara Merkin and Wallace Gladstone.

by chris $ May 3, 2010

gladwear

a container for putting ripped off nipples in.

i put jens's nipple inside my brand new gladwear!

by Max and Jens, Gay Lovers March 24, 2005