When a lady is lying nude on her back, legs in the air, and the gentleman politely rubs his bare manhood along the outside of her who-ha until he’s finished.
I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.
by Laia Sugarbush March 15, 2018
When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
by ElongD69 November 08, 2017
The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.
Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
by soanim8ed July 11, 2011
A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason December 01, 2018
When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.
What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
by Mike Digital March 04, 2019
A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 20, 2011
lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.
steer clear of lewis french
he is very ginger and looks about 11.
steer clear of lewis french
by beanys February 22, 2019