conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

Forum fluff

A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.

Look Jackie is back posting her usual forum fluff she wants David so bad.

by SOMEKHANT August 11, 2016

forumitis

The swelling of one's ego as a result of constantly disparaging those who ask reasonable questions on forums, often with the assumption others will join in. A result of daddy issues, low self-esteem, having nobody in the real world care for them, and wanting to prove that they know some obscure thing.

"Man, I asked how to do an extremely complex process that isn't explained anywhere else on a forum meant to help people like me, and everybody insulted me!"

"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."

by BeeTeeDubya August 10, 2015

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

forum crusader

A facebook user, or a user of virtually any other social internet forum, who spends a great amount of time finding random people to correct and criticize on various intellectual issues. Usually well-read and articulate. Almost like a troll, but too snobby and brainy to be completely classified as one.

Is that a troll? No, it's a forum crusader.

by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014

Forum mob

A random attack on the forums by someone you do not know. much like a mob in video games such as WoW.

you: FC is the best guild, no doubt about it.

Forum mob: lol yea rite everyone knows WoC is the best guild

Forum DPS: No, FC is by far better than anyone else, we own the battlefields.

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

dead forum

When the forum died such as a discord forum

Dead forum is When the forum died such as a discord forum

by Mr.Pico April 27, 2025