By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

Ms. Forester

A fat bitch who doesn't care about herself and cares about other peoples business, She literally is a liar and is so serious about school even though she passed. She'll literally ruin your fun at school not even lying, you'll get so much Harp from her, My best friends got a lot of Harp from her.

Ms. Forester is so rude and mean and she has the highest voice ever. That shit can break glass not even lying

by AnonymousVeiwer July 7, 2020

forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008

Foreskin Fajita

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or muddy helmet and tadger toalie

My man did me in the ass so much last night that he ended up with a foreskin fajita!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010

forest mckay

a low life bastard that has nothing better to do then be a dirty asshole

bob:ur mean
sam:ur a forest mckay

by surge560 March 20, 2009

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009