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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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The Cody Position

Fucking doggystyle with a plate of fries on their back. When they ejaculate, they dip the fries in the fluid and feed it to their partner.
So bro I totally tried the Cody Position on my girl last night and she totally went with it man.
by SleepyDerpppp September 21, 2016
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mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.
-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?
by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018
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Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!
The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.
by Fone Bone September 20, 2017
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Ds Position

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭
by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023
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Overwhelmingly Positive

Ayo did you hear that Euro Truck Simulator 2 got an overwhelmingly positive on steam?!
Oh shoot, lemme get that shit
by FunnyManLol June 1, 2021
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Aggressive positivity

1. Aggressive Possitivity- Use of one's strong, assertive, and/or forward nature for a positive outcome involving others or self*

2. Can be a verb or adjective

*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.

•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive

•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
"She's full of aggressive positivity."
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."

Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,
by ZEVNOIR June 19, 2022
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