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HIT positive

A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
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blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.
I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
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Position/Inquisition?

A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?

Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....

Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?

Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?

Friend 1: What's ur position?

Friend 2: Hell No! Period!

Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?

Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!

Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
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gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
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The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position
by rydex5 October 26, 2014
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9th Position

A sex position performed like the famous 69. One person is performing oral while the other watches tv.
Last night BGT was on and Phil and I did the 9th position.
by Upstatnygal69 September 20, 2020
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connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.
by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016
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