Fleabagger

A sad attempt by the tea party members, who used to call themselves teabaggers (a name that fell out of favor when they found out the other popular meaning of the word) not to be the butt of their own joke anymore. The term was popularized by Michelle Malkint; it usually refers to a politician who flees his home state to avoid a quorum, preventing an unwanted legislation from being passed.

A: ...so he moved to another state to stop the law from passing.
B: What a fleabagger.
A: still better than a teabagger.
B True. True.

by Ngherappa May 5, 2011

flea-bag

a fat ugly hag who sells fleas and licks his own butt crack

cameron hall is the biggest flea-bag i know

by giggitygiggity69 November 25, 2011

Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.

i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011

Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

fleal

A creature with a mouth like a hippo, long ears that point upwards, medium sized wings like a dragonfly, and walks on its hind legs. Most are blue or purple but some can be green. Some also have a tail or multiple tails. They also have marking on the outer sides of their feet like a checkmark.

"OMG! It's a fleal from Flunza"

by Aeria-Bethina April 7, 2007

Fleabites

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

flataka

A super awesome holiday in which peole take those little yellow flowers, smush them on someone's pants, then rip off all the petals and throw them to that person, saying "happy flataka!" Flataka is like a day for friendship!

"Happy Flataka!"

by kerple karne May 5, 2009