fleurgasm

1. The intense feeling of satisfaction one gets after Marc-Andre Fleury plays an amazing game for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

2. The general feeling of joy after seeing Marc-Andre Fleury and/or hearing his name.

"Wow. I just had the best fleurgasm."


"38 saves?! That was the most intense fleurgasm ever."

by Toews1919 March 9, 2009

flesh belt

The fat roll hanging over a girl's low rider jeans, while wearing a belly shirt.

That girl has a gnarly flesh belt. She should be wearing sweat pants.

by Milpool July 24, 2007

Fleshcalibur

A legendary penis talked about in circles of females around the globe. It's attributes include a thickness that can not be broken, a gleam all it's own that can blind the most beautiful of women, and a length that surpasses a thousand sunsets.

"And from this stone, I pull my shiny Fleshcalibur, exposing to the world a heroic weapon for all generations to admire..."

by TheBlackFlyOnTheWall January 7, 2009

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

Flesh bib.

A double chin that is so big it hangs down to your chest creating a bib affect.

Did you see the size of that womans double chin.... it's so long that it looks like she's wearing a flesh bib.

by xCLMx May 31, 2010

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

by FeyJay January 4, 2011

Fleshy Bridge

Also known as the skin that connects the testicles to the anus.

I shaved my fleshy bridge today.

by Roy Orbison's Sunglasses November 9, 2013