pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

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What Fits?

“What Fits?” is a game for men and women where you lay out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest and take turns inserting it in yourself. For example, Stephanie inserts a pencil in her vagina (can also be applied to your mouth or anus), if it fits she is not eliminated. Then you keep repeating the same process until there is one person left. For example, Stephanie could not fit the squash in her vagina yet Kate could, therefore, Stephanie is eliminated. It is important to note that you have to take the previous item out. Do NOT insert multiple things in yourself. If you’re feeling frisky and want to spice up the game instead of laying out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest you can go around the room and grab the first item you see.

Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna play What Fits?

by HomieFromTheBlock November 17, 2020

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