Fake Friend

Some one who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to want to be your friend.

-tells you to be yourself but gets mad when you tell them the truth.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-calls their friend a coward for confronting or standing up for themselves.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Sarah always tried to be nice to me, then I crossed the line and she called me out on it. At first I was really angry but then I realized I had been a real fake friend to her this year.

by Helpful_Hannah April 19, 2010

fake nigga

a bitch ass nigga that always acts hard but is really a soft bitch...

A quandarius u know that nigga charles? that bitch is a fake nigga.

by M.I.C July 27, 2006

Fake Dead Kennedys

In lue of a lawsuit, East Bay Ray et all. kicked Jello out of the Kennedys and replaced him with a no talent hack that doesn't know the meaning to a lot of their songs.

Since then, they've been trying to corrupt the legacy DK has made. Jello has even had to fight them to keep East Bay and others from using Holliday in Cambodia in a Dockers commercial.

I wish i could've seen the kennedys perform before they started to suck

by 2tone army March 21, 2004

Fake weeb girl

fake weeb is nothing like a fake weeb girl, a fake weaboo girl will say she loves hatsune miku and say she's their waifu and think liking Minecraft and the sanrio franchise is a personality trait, these girls are always fucked in the head, NEVER DATE THEM! get a girl that actually waste
her time of anime, manga and osu

Guy A: this girl that says she likes anime kinda cute

Guy B: nah man she a fake weeb girl

Guy A: damn shell never watch anime with me

Guy B: its alright homie ill spoon you and watch anime with you

Guy A: really homie?
Guy B: yeah homie

*both make out passionately*

by Doggibestgirl October 1, 2019

fake fuck

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal

Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.

by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009

fake-up sex

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.

We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.

by Agent Dan April 20, 2008

fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007