That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.
"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010
by NYC025 October 19, 2011
A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.
In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!
by James Fallon July 15, 2020
Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.
by CrotchGourmet October 09, 2021
When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
by will bitten September 14, 2017
by Tyler Mahon May 12, 2008
to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.
what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.
what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.
tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.
by SillyFeline February 21, 2016