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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind
“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”
by shaker9000 December 14, 2022
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
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european fruit

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.
by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025
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European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!
by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022
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European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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